you: that is a nice ass shirt
me: thank you but, to be honest, its called “pants” and not an “ass shirt”
|—||Jack Canfield (via oomshi)|
I can’t type on my phone with my index finger anymore because that nail broke and I got used to typing with my right middle finger.
I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof see
but little did he know I DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE
i seen someone on here say “daddy spank me like an almost empty ketchup bottle” and since then i just been usin a knife to get the sauce out the bottle
Interesting story from my time working at Petsmart:
One day, a woman came in with her German Shepherd and as she was walking through the store one of my co-workers stopped to talk to her. As the conversation progressed the employee (Amy) noticed the dog had something in his mouth.
She asked the owner if the dog had a toy or something, the woman had no idea what she was talking about. So Amy bent down to pet the dog and as she put her hand under the dogs mouth, it opened and dropped this bunny into her hand.
They guessed she picked it up in the parking lot or something, but the dog had just been carrying the bunny in his mouth. The dog wasn’t aggressive about it or anything, all we could figure was that the dog sensed it was a baby and wanted to help it.
This is what I love about German Shepherds, they are so gentle, a well trained one will let you take food out of it’s mouth while it’s eating, will let a toddler pull it’s tail or paint it white*, you can teach them to stop and wait at main roads and they are so affectionate and caring that they really care about other creatures.
They were shepherding dogs for a reason, their intelligence and compassion were vital to the protection of a flock
*all of these things have been done to german shepherds owned by my family, my cousin painting the dog completely white is my favourite though